tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78971249969917345222011-04-21T14:16:52.648-07:00Your only protection against "inbreds, crack-heads and illegal immigrants"Insurance GURUhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02319129600926555802noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7897124996991734522.post-26882567969400697822008-04-17T09:02:00.000-07:002008-04-17T10:15:42.966-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z00Rr-9sWGA/SAd15oIsezI/AAAAAAAAAAw/qo02OFK_V7k/s1600-h/alfalfa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190246728454667058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_z00Rr-9sWGA/SAd15oIsezI/AAAAAAAAAAw/qo02OFK_V7k/s400/alfalfa.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">What is "Uninsured" Motorist Coverage???</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Important Words:</span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#000099;">"Uninsured Motorist":</span> Someone whose last car was a "shipping container".</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#000099;">"Snowball in Hell":</span> Your chances of collecting money from an "uninsured motorist"</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#000099;">Primary Supporter:</span> You. If you are hit by an uninsured motorist.</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong>---------------------------------------</strong><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>In the world that exists between your driveway and the expired parking meter in front of your place of work 1 out of every 20 drivers does not have ANY car insurance! None, Nunca, Nill. This may happen in the following situations:</strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><strong>1. <span style="color:#000099;">Inbreeding</span>: By far the greatest cause of underinsured motoristitis. If you, and everybody else in the city that is named after you (along with the roads and allys) all have the same last name...this could be your problem. </strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>2. <span style="color:#000099;">Frequent use of Crack Cocaine:</span> This will cause you to lose your license if you drive while "hitting the pipe"</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>3. <span style="color:#000099;">You just crossed the Rio Grande and picked enough tomatoes for your first car.</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000099;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000099;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#000099;">There are two types of insurance that will protect you if you are hit by "one of the above":</span></strong><br /><br /><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7897124996991734522-2688256796940069782?l=autoinsurance4dummies2.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Insurance GURUhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02319129600926555802noreply@blogger.com0