What is "Uninsured" Motorist Coverage???



Important Words:



"Uninsured Motorist": Someone whose last car was a "shipping container".



"Snowball in Hell": Your chances of collecting money from an "uninsured motorist"



Primary Supporter: You. If you are hit by an uninsured motorist.



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In the world that exists between your driveway and the expired parking meter in front of your place of work 1 out of every 20 drivers does not have ANY car insurance! None, Nunca, Nill. This may happen in the following situations:



1. Inbreeding: By far the greatest cause of underinsured motoristitis. If you, and everybody else in the city that is named after you (along with the roads and allys) all have the same last name...this could be your problem.

2. Frequent use of Crack Cocaine: This will cause you to lose your license if you drive while "hitting the pipe"

3. You just crossed the Rio Grande and picked enough tomatoes for your first car.


There are two types of insurance that will protect you if you are hit by "one of the above":